I wrote the entry "...and I love Nino" to talk about the pleasant evening I had with my new friend Matt. In response to this, I received an anonymous comment from someone named "so" with the email address "what@dot.com." [IP address: 60.190.209.189] saying this: "Wow. How petty can people get. Such silly drama when in the other part of the universe commonly known as "anywhere outside of california" there is a major disaster happening."
Um, what the fuck? Should the world stop having pleasant evenings because there was a hurricane? Should I be providing up-to-the-minute reports on the carnage going on in the Gulf? Should I fill up my bathtub, get a strong fan, and thrash about wildly for 12 hours while Jeff throws pieces of aluminum siding at me? I just don't get how the fuck I'm being petty because Matt and I enjoyed a cup of coffee and conversation. I'm sure CNN, MSNBC, Fox News (*shudders*), CBS, ABC, NBC, and CSPAN have the hurricane covered, and I can continue talking about myself on my personal weblog. It is called "hello, my name is sam...", not "hello, my name is anderson cooper..." My god I would do dirty things to Anderson's pooper.
But anyway, I went to the gym yesterday and now I'm all buff and stuff. I didn't get to see Matt's penis, which is disappointing, but then he didn't get to see mine either so I guess we're even. There's always another day.
This evening the other Matt and I are going to some art gallery thing right after work, and then hopefully I'll be heading to the gym to get even buffer so that I'll be able to kick your head in with ease, style, and also grace.
Okay, I'm done.
Oh, you can bet So has taken time to enjoy something. At least once. And you know that since there's always tragedy and/or disaster somewhere on the globe, that means that So's setting a double standard.
Posted by: Josh at August 31, 2005 10:35 AMWhy don't you stop defending yourself from these pricks. It's exactly what gives them their rise.
Posted by: Chris. at August 31, 2005 01:33 PMWhere do people find the time to make up shit like that?
I agree with Chris. Don't feed the trolls, they just get hungrier and come back for more.
We know you rock.
Posted by: Tina at August 31, 2005 01:55 PMI addressed it because I think it's funny how crazy some people are.
Posted by: Sam Storicks at August 31, 2005 02:10 PMSam,
Dude. Pup. Get a picture of the penis. Hook a brotha up.
That's all I'm sayin'.
Posted by: chad at August 31, 2005 02:40 PMYou want a picture of Matt Consola's penis? I'll see what I can do.
Posted by: Sam Storicks at August 31, 2005 02:45 PMI would just like to see a video of you thrashing in the bathtub with jeff throwing aluminum siding at you..call me kinky but i think it sounds HOT!!
Posted by: David at August 31, 2005 03:08 PM"Should I fill up my bathtub, get a strong fan, and thrash about wildly for 12 hours while Jeff throws pieces of aluminum siding at me"
This is the reason why I read this blogsite -- your snappy comments are hilarious.
You rock my balls.
R-
Posted by: Me is the Ridor at August 31, 2005 06:41 PMdude! louisiana got what it deserved!
tonight i noticed my wells-fargo visa took "a little vacation" this month in kenner, louisiana, to the tune of $1200.
"stealing $1200 in bling-bling only to see it wash into the gulf of mexico?"
"(fucking)priceless!"
rock-on, you heartless californian.
Posted by: the ferret brother at August 31, 2005 10:59 PMI don't read you nearly enough.
Posted by: brat at September 1, 2005 07:16 AMSorry, but I can't get the picture of you in the bathtub with Jeff throwing aluminium at you.
You're so bad. lol
Posted by: mark at September 1, 2005 08:21 AMAnd none of you assholes has anything to say about Ferret's comments. How fucking heartless can one get? Becuase his piddly $1200 in credsit card (which he doesn't pay shit on, because it is called insurance) he says an entire state got what it deserved.
People with an aluminum siding fetish...
Who knew?
Posted by: palochi at September 5, 2005 01:50 AM